guest:What
is
the
fly
doing
in
my
soup?
waiter:
He
is
swimming,
sir.
客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛？
招待：他在游泳，先生。
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i
saw
a
saw
saw
a
saw
.
我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子
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Teacher:Why
are
you
late
for
school
every
morning?
Tom:Every
time
I
come
to
the
corner,a
sign
says,"School-Go
slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着&场厂摆断肢登扮券堡猾quot;学校----慢行".
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Actually,
it
only
takes
one
drink
to
get
me
loaded.
Trouble
is,
I
can't
remember
if
it's
the
thirteenth
or
fourteenth.
事实上，只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。
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As
you
get
older
three
things
happen.
The
first
is
your
memory
goes,
and
I
can't
remember
the
other
two...
当你慢慢变老，会发生三件事。第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了……