Joke 1
Not That Kind of Recycling!
A woman returned home after a shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with another, younger woman. Just as she was about to rip her husband a new one, he quickly explained the situation:
“You have to hear about how this happened. While driving home, I saw this young girl looking poor and tired, so I offered her a ride. Since she was hungry, I brought her home and fed her some of the leftovers in the refrigerator that you had forgotten about. Her shoes were worn out, so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you don’t wear because they went out of style. She got cold, so I gave her that sweater I got you for your birthday that you never wear because you don’t like the color. Her jeans were worn and full of holes, so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then, as she was about to leave the house, she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?’"
Joke 2
At a press conference, President George W. Bush announced that he is surprised at how quickly global warming is happening. Then one of his aides pulled him aside and explained that it was just springtime.
Joke 3
A woman called her husband during the day and asked him to pick up some organic vegetables for that night’s dinner on his way home.
The husband arrived at the store and began to search all over for organic vegetables before finally asking the produce guy where they were. The produce guy didn’t know what he was talking about, so the husband said: “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with poisonous chemicals?”
To which the produce guy replied, “No, sir, you will have to do that yourself.”
翻译
笑话1：一个女人在结束购物之旅回家后，震惊地发现她的丈夫和另一个年轻的女人躺在床上。他丈夫很快解释：
你必须知道如何发生的，我开车回家，看到这个小女孩看上去很穷很疲惫，所以我把她带回来。因为她饿了，我把家里的一些美联储的剩菜给她，你已经忘记了。她的鞋子坏了，所以我给了她一双你不穿的认为过时的鞋。她感冒了，所以我给了她你从来没有穿，因为你不喜欢颜色的毛衣。她是穿着牛仔裤和充满漏洞，所以我给了她一个你认为不适合的。然后，她要离开家，她问，是否还有其他你的妻子不使用了
笑话2：在新闻发布会上，美国总统布什宣布，他感到全球变暖正在以多么吃惊的速度发生。然后他的一名助手把他拉到一边，并解释说，现在是春天。
笑话3：一名女子打电话给她丈夫，要他在那天晚上回家的路上买一些有机蔬菜。
丈夫来到商店，开始搜寻所有的有机蔬菜，最终还是询问了。被询问的人不知道他在说什么，因此，丈夫说： “这些蔬菜是给我妻子的。他们被喷洒有毒化学品了没？
那人回答说： “没有，先生，你只能自己喷。”
虽然没有能源的，但是有资源浪费，全球变暖和有机食品 希望您满意