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1,Camels 骆驼的故事 At the small zoo camel ask: "Mother Mother, why do we eyelashes so long?" Camel mother said: "When the wind came, the long eyelashes will enable us to be able to see the direction of the storm." small camel asked: "Mother Mother, why do we camels back then, the die ugly!" camel mother, said: "This is called hump, you can help us store a lot of water and nutrients, so that we can tolerate more than a dozen in the desert day of potable water without conditions. "small camel asked:" Mother Mother, why do we so thick the soles of the feet? "camel mother said:" That will enable us to many of the body is not stuck in soft sand, to facilitate long-distance ah journey. "small camel pleased bad:" Wow, so useful that we ah!! But mother, why we are still in zoos, do not desert hiking? " My talents to be useful, but now no one used. A good attitude + a successful teaching + an infinite stage = success. Each potential is unlimited, the key is to find a stage for their full potential.

以下为中文翻译 骆驼 在动物园里的小骆驼问妈妈:“妈妈妈妈,为什么我们的睫毛那么地长?”骆驼妈妈说:“当风沙来的时候,长长的睫毛可以让我们在风暴中都能看得到方向。”小骆驼又问:“妈妈妈妈,为什么我们的背那么驼,丑死了!”骆驼妈妈说:“这个叫驼峰,可以帮我们储存大量的水和养分,让我们能在沙漠里耐受十几天的无水无食条件。”小骆驼又问:“妈妈妈妈,为什么我们的脚掌那么厚?”骆驼妈妈说:“那可以让我们重重的身子不至于陷在软软的沙子里,便于长途跋涉啊。”小骆驼高兴坏了:“哗,原来我们这么有用啊!!可是妈妈,为什么我们还在动物园里,不去沙漠远足呢?” 我的才华必有用,可惜现在没人用。一个好的心态+一本成功的教材+一个无限的舞台=成功。每人的潜能是无限的,关键是要找到一个能充分发挥潜能的舞台。

2,An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly,

and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a

mouse; she jumped and caught the mouse. But she could not bite it; so the

mouse got out of her mouth and ran away, because the cat could no

t bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat had not killed the

mouse. She began to hit the cat. The cat said, "Do not hit your old servant. I

have worked for you for many years, and I would work for you still, but I am too

old. Do not be unkind to the old, but remember what good work the old did

when they were young."

译文

老猫

一位老妇有只猫,

这只猫很老,

它跑不快了,

也咬不了东西,

因为它年纪太大了。

一天,老猫发现一只老鼠,它跳过去抓这只老鼠,然而,它咬不住这只老鼠。因

此,老鼠从它的嘴边溜掉了,因为老猫咬不了它。

于是,老妇很生气,因为老猫没有把老鼠咬死。她开始打这只猫,猫说:

不要

打你的老仆人,

我已经为你服务了很多年,

而且还愿意为你效劳,

但是,

我实在

太老了,对年纪大的不要这么无情,要记住老年人在年青时所做过的有益的事

情。

老猫这个还算短,也很好背.也略带哲理,我曾在希望之星比赛中背过.挺好记的