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A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand. He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said," I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only." The man thought about his first wish and decided, "I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account. POOF! Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color. POOF! There was the car sitting in front of him. He asked for his final wish, " I wish I was irresistible to women." POOF! He turned into a box of chocolates.

有一天,一个男人在沙滩上散步,发现了一个半掩在沙子中的瓶子。他决定打开它。里面住着一个精灵。精灵说,“我允许你许三个愿望,只有三个愿望哦。”男人想了想他的第一个愿望,然后决定说,“我想要将一百万元钱汇到我的瑞士银行账户上。”“嘣!”于是男人又许愿要一辆红色的法拉利。“嘣!”一辆车出现在了他的眼前。他开始许他最后一个愿望:“我想要所有的女人对我无法抗拒。”“嘣!”他变成了一盒巧克力。