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丘吉尔、罗斯福、希特勒的笑话或格言或……

现在要选举一名领袖,而你这一票很关键,下面是关于3个候选人的的一些事实:

候选人A:跟一些不诚实的政客有往来,而且会星象占卜学。他有婚外情,是一个老烟枪,每天喝8到10杯的马丁尼。

候选人B:他过去有过2次被解雇的记录,睡觉睡到中午才起来,大学时吸鸦片,而且每天傍晚会喝一大夸特威士忌。

候选人C:他是一位受勋的战争英雄,素食主义者,不抽烟,只偶尔喝一点啤酒。从没有发生婚外情。

请问你会在这些候选人中选择谁?

我把答案写在纸上,然后朋友告诉我:

候选人A是富兰克林罗斯福,候选人B是温斯顿丘吉尔,候选人C是亚道夫希特勒。

是这个吗?

下面是英文翻译...

Now we have to elect a leader, and you are critical of this vote, the following three candidates on a number of facts:

Candidates A: with a number of dishonest politicians have business, and will learn astrology divination. He had extra-marital affairs, is a smokers, drink 8 to 10 cups a day of the martini.

Candidate B: He had two times in the past dismissed the record, and sleeping until noon, slept together, smoking opium in college and the evening will be a day to drink a big Quattrone whiskey.

Candidate C: He is a by-hoon of the war hero, vegetarian, do not smoke, only occasionally drink a little beer. From the no extra-marital affairs.

I ask these candidates would you choose?

I put the answer down on paper, and then a friend told me:

A candidate Franklin Roosevelt, candidate B is Winston Churchill, Adolf Hitler, a candidate C is a sub.