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两三行的英语小笑话

英文:

\"Boss, have you tried here someone overlord meal?\"

\"There are met before.\"

\"You put him?\"

\"Can how, have these qualities, from recognize unlucky bai.\"

\"Oh I'm relieved. I eat overlord meal.\"

中文:

“老板,你这里有人吃过霸王餐么?”

“有,以前遇到过。”

“你们把他怎么样了?”

“能怎么样,遇到这些没素质的,自认倒霉呗。”

“哦那我就放心了。我吃霸王餐。”

英文:

San-jiu sees, the office a lot of people are suffering from a bad cold, sick people were then put in sick, to prevent the disease spreading out.

Leaders feel very reasonable, let not sick people went home.

中文:

三九寒天,办公室里很多人都患上重感冒,生病的人于是都提出请病假, 防止病情扩散出去。

领导觉得很有道理,就让没病的人回家了。

是不是有点长?短的,下面-------

英:

"Son, you don't want to marry the daughter-in-law forget niang!"

"Mom, you trust I'll continue niang."

中:

“儿子,你可不要娶了媳妇忘了娘!”

“妈,你放心我会继续娘下去的。”