圣诞节前夕，圣诞老人和一位清廉的政治人物，以及一位心地善良的律师在一家高级饭店一同等电梯。
门还未开之前，三人同时看到地上有一张新台币1000元的钞票，猜猜谁会捡起它？
回答：当然是圣诞老人！
为什莫？因为大家都知道另外两者并不存在。
若圣诞老人的驯鹿吃掉了你的铅笔，你该怎麽办？
回答：用钢笔。
圣诞老人喜欢字花园里做什么？
回答：锄地。（英语中hoe和ho同音，hoe是锄草之意，ho则是圣诞老人的笑声。
什么东西圣诞老人可以分发出去，自己却还留着？
回答：感冒
死者的电话
医生冲向衣架，喊道：“快把工具包递给我。”
“出了什么事了，爸爸？”女儿惊慌地问。
“刚才一个年轻人打电话说，没有我，他就要死。”
女儿松了一口气：“别忙，我觉得，这电话是打给我的。”
On Christmas Eve, Santa Claus and a clean political figures, A kindhearted and spoke up for the girl and the other lawyers together in a hotel elevator High. Before the opening of the door yet, lose ground with a trio NT 1,000 yuan notes, it picked up the Guess Who? Answer : Of course, Santa Claus! Erecting for? Because we all know that the other two did not exist. If Santa's reindeer eat your pencil, how do you? Answer : pen. Santa like characters garden doing? Answer : hoeing. (English and hoe ho homonyms, weeding hoe is realized. ho is a Santa Claus laugh. What can be distributed by Santa Claus himself still wears? replied : Telephone doctors rushed to the deceased's cold racks, yelled : "Hearing tool kit and handed it to me. "" out of what had happened. Dad? "panic-stricken daughter asked. "Just now a young man called, I did not. he should die. "daughter heaved a sigh of relief :" approaching, I think this is the phone call from me. "
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