Psychic Mailman Needed
There was an idiotic guy who wrote a letter and put
a stamp on it and everything. Outside the envelope
he wrote, "To my Brother, the Engineer in Saigon."
When his friend looked at the envelope, he said,
"My God, why did you address the envelope like that!
How will anyone be able to find your brother?"
So the first guy said, "You idiot, I only have one
brother who's an engineer!
邮差也要超能力
有个傻瓜写了封信，他贴好邮票后，便在信封上写着：
「给我的哥哥--西贡的工程师。」他朋友看到了就说：
「天啊！你这样写，邮差怎么找得到你哥哥？」
傻瓜回答：「你真笨！我只有一个当工程师的哥哥啊！」
Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other.
“Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make?believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.”
“What was the result?”
“It was an eight?year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...”
两个精神病专家在一次会议上碰见了。其中一个问另一个：“你最棘手的病例是什么样的?”
“我曾有过一个病人，他生活在一个纯幻想的世界里，”他的同行回答。“他坚信南美有个大富翁叔叔要留给他一笔遗产。他整天等待着从一个虚构的律师那儿收到证实信。他从不出门，无所事事，只是坐着干等。”
“结果如何?”
“经过长达8年的努力，我终于把他给治好了。可就在那时，那封荒唐的信到了……”