A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. ?
Always?borrow?money?from?a?pessimist.?He?won't?expect?it?back.?
Change?is?inevitable,?except?from?a?vending?machine.?
If?I?agreed?with?you?we'd?both?be?wrong.?
With?sufficient?thrust,?pigs?fly?just?fine.?
I?used?to?be?indecisive.?Now?I'm?not?sure.?
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.?
You’re never too old to learn something stupid.?
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.