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初一英语笑话小故事精选

笑话作为一种特殊的交际策略,它能够帮助人们缓解尴尬的气氛,从而保持和谐的人际关系。我精心收集了初一 英语笑话 小 故事 ,供大家欣赏学习!

初一英语笑话小故事篇1

 大脑袋Big Head

 ?All the kids make fun of me?the boy cried to his mother.?They say I have a big head?

 ?Don't listen to them.?his mother comforted him.?You have a beautiful head .Now stop crying and go to the store for ten pounds of potatoes?

 ?Where's the shopping bag?

 ?I haven't got one,use your hat.?

 大脑袋

 ?所有的孩子都拿我开玩笑,?小男孩哭着跟妈妈说:?他们说我长了一个大脑袋。?

 ?别听他们的,?他妈妈安慰说:?你的脑袋长得很漂亮。好了,别哭了,去商店买10磅土豆来。?

 ?购物袋在哪?

 ?我没有购物袋,就用你的帽子吧。?

初一英语笑话小故事篇2

 Husband: Did you sew the button on my shirt, darling?

 Wife: No, dear. I couldn't find the button, so I just sewed up the buttonhole.

 丈夫:你给我把扣子缝好了吗,亲爱的?

 妻子:没有,亲爱的。我找不到扣子,所以我只把扣眼儿给缝上了。

初一英语笑话小故事篇3

 懂得一门外语的重要性 A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.

 Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."

 一只大猫带着四只小猫,突然路遇一只大狗,小猫吓的往后退缩,这时大猫对着狗一阵大吠,把狗吓跑。

 大猫扭头对小猫说:?看到没有,知道懂得一门外语的重要性了吧。?

初一英语笑话小故事篇4

 New Discovery

 A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young

 model stepped off the elevator.

 Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, "I shouldhave brought my wife!"

 新发现

 一个乡下人第一次到大城市游逛。他走进一座大楼,看见一个岁数很大的矮胖女人迈进一个小房间。房间的门随后关上,有几个灯在闪亮。一会儿,门开了,电梯里走出一位年青漂亮的女模特。

 乡下人惊奇地眨着眼睛,慢吞吞地说:?我应该把我的老婆带来!?

初一英语笑话小故事篇5

 the science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "now i'll show you this frog in my pocket." he then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. he looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said,

 "that's funny. i distinctly remember eating my lunch."

 老师正在给学生上生物课:?现在,我将要给你们看我袋子里的这只青蛙。?接着,他把手伸进口袋,却拿出了一份鸡肉三文治。老师满脸困惑地看了一眼,沉思了一会儿,说道:?真奇怪。我明明记得我已经把午饭吃掉了。?