笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。我整理了关于食物的英文笑话，欢迎阅读!
关于食物的英文笑话篇一
Vegetarianism
A man was talking to his friends about why he was a vegetarian.
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals," he said,"I'm a vegetarian 'cause I HATE plants!"
素食主义者
一个人和他的朋友聊为什么他会是个素食主义者.
他朋友说?我不是素食主义者是因为我热爱动物?
他说：我是素食主义者因为我恨蔬菜
(笑点：他朋友爱动物所以吃动物,他只吃蔬菜是因为他恨蔬菜所以要吃掉)
关于食物的英文笑话篇二Yum Yum
Q:How do you make a Swiss roll?
A:you push them down the Alps.
问 你怎么做(内卷果酱或者奶油)的蛋糕?
答：你把他们从阿而卑斯山上推下去.
笑点是 Swiss roll是一种蛋糕的名字,回答的人是一个词一个词理解的.
关于食物的英文笑话篇三Balance diet
Q:What is a balance diet?
A:The same amont of cokies in each hand!
问 什么是平衡饮食?
答 就是用两个手吃同样数量的饼干.
看了?关于食物的英文笑话?后，我分享?祈祷?!
"Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents'. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the younger one began praying at the top of his lungs. "I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE... I PRAY FOR A NEW NINTENDO... I PRAY FOR A NEW VCR..."His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the younger one replied, "No, but Grandma is!"
两个小男孩在他们的祖父母家过夜。睡觉时间到了，这两个小男孩跪在床上祈祷。弟弟用非常大的声音祈祷着，?我祈求有一辆新自行车?我祈求有一个新游戏机?我祈求有一个新录像机他的哥哥用胳膊肘轻轻地碰了他一下，说：?你为什么这么大声地喊叫呢?上帝又不是聋子。?弟弟听了回答道：?上帝是不聋，可奶奶聋呀!?"