空调
the air condition
一富人在一餐厅吃饭，
a rich's havin' food at a restaurant.
他吃的满头大汗！
and so hot that sweat all over.
他把那服务员叫来！
so he called the waiter here,
让他把空调开开
and let him open the air condition
不一会他又觉得特冷，
however only for a little while,he felt cold
他又把服务员叫来，又让他把空调关了！
since he called the waiter again,and shut the condition off.
待回儿他有喊太热，又把服务员叫来又让让他开空调！
a while he sed it's too hot again,called the waiter,opened the air condition.
一会儿又喊冷！
after a while cold again.
嗨，这时候旁边坐的一先生把服务员叫去！
say,at right this moment a sir beside him called the waiter away,
那人神经病，一会开一会关，看把你们折腾的
that psycho,trun and shut around,look at u,kid.how poor.
不要紧，不要紧，是我在折腾他！
nah,nah,no matter,it's me joke with him.
我们这里根本没装空调！
'cause we got no an air condition here at all.
鲜花生气
angry flowers
有一天一个老师就问一个同学
one day a teacher asked a studnet
这为同学课文上说：“蜜蜂给花园增添了生气，是什么意思？
say mate,the text says "bees make the garden more lively",wot does that's supposed mean?
不就是蜜蜂偷了花粉，鲜花生气了呗！
yea,isn't it 'cause bees steal the pollen,and take the flower's life instantly?
你胡说，
baloney
我怎么胡说了，要不是鲜花生气，哪儿来的鲜花怒放啊
why?if the flower's life's instantly not been taken away,how could "lively flowerin'" happen
口是心非
say yes but mean no
一天
one day
2个块头特大的码头工人休息的时候在一起吃饭，
two big strong waterfront guys're havin' food together meanwhile the reat time.
其中一个人开口了
one of the 2 sed
诶，伙计，你喜欢头发上满头是油的胖女人吧？
hey dude,u like fatty women with oil all over their heads?
嗨，当然不喜欢。
uhh,of course not.
你觉得哪个鼻子又扁眼睛又小的的女人怎么样？
and wot u think of that woman with a flat nose and small eyes?
十分讨厌
drat.
那你不是喜欢有口臭的女人吧？
then u won't like women with bad breaths,do u?
根本不可能！
definitely impossible!
那既然如此，你为什么勾引我老婆！
since these,why u tempt my woman!
一点儿也不浪漫
no romantic at all
一天
one day
文文对他的女友抱怨
wenwen complained to her sis,
我那个男朋友啊，一点都不浪漫！
that my boy,no romantic at all!
你看那天，我嘴里头 叼了一朵玫瑰花在门口等他，
see, that day,i's waitin' for him out the door with a rose holded in my mouth
那他怎么说？
then wot did he say?
天啊，宝贝儿你把花瓶给吃了？
oh my,babe,u've eaten the vase?