A man prays to God everyday and one day, God finally decides to listen to him and fulfill his wishes.
The man first requests, “God, I wish for world peace.”
God says, “Hm…that might a bit hard. Ask for something else.”
The man then asks, “Ok, well then let the Chinese men’s soccer team win the World Cup.”
God thinks for a while, and says, “Hm…why don’t we just try world peace.”
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There are two things stopping the Chinese soccer team from going outside Asia to take part in international games: their left feet and their right feet.