Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
No, they eat fingers separately
Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
这是个引起歧义的句子，说话人可以让人理解为僵尸用手吃糖果或者“和手一起吃”的糖果（有点恶心啊）。
听者顺着歧义的第二个意思，僵尸是吃肉的嘛，所以他就开玩笑说，僵尸只把手指吃了。（而不是吃糖果）
TO scare（吓）them
A mother bought her son a ￥100Halloween costume（万圣节服装） to scare his friends.
"Should I take the price tag（价格标签）off?"the boy asked.
"Leave it on."his mother replied."We'll scare your father,too."
一位母亲花了100美元给他儿子买了一套万圣节服装来吓吓他的朋友。
我应该把价格标签拿下来吗？ 儿子问
留着吧。妈妈回答说。我们还要吓吓你爸爸
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
为什么女巫总是骑着扫帚飞来飞去?
因为吸尘器太沉...
What does the papa ghost say to his family when driving?
Fasten your sheet belts...
鬼爸爸开车的时候跟他的老婆和孩子说什么?
系好安全带
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch
我们管住在海边的女巫叫什么?
三明治(sand沙+witch女巫=sandwitch 三明治)
可以去这个网站,是一些内容健康的关于万圣节的小笑话
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