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who has English joke?

他到底想借什么?

Are you using you mower this afternoon?

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Mr. Johnson: Are you using you mower this afternoon?

Mr.Smith: Yes.

Mr.Johnson: Fine. Then can I borrow your tennis racket, since you won't be needing it?

约翰逊先生:今天下午你准备用割草机吗?

史密斯先生:是的。

约翰逊先生:太好了。既然您不用网球拍,那我可以借用一下吗?

Get the kid.'

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A bit of advice for those about to retire. If you are only 65, never move to a retirement community. Everybody else is in their 70s, 80s, or 90s. So when something has to be moved, lifted or loaded, they yell,'Get the kid.'

这里想对将要退休者提一点忠告。如果你只有65岁的话,千万别进退休社区。因为那里人人都七八十岁或者八九十岁了。每当要搬东西,抬东西或者装东西时,他们就叫喊,“让小的干吧。”

谁在打架

Who was fighting?

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Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈:弗雷迪,你的脸为什么那么红?

弗雷迪:我刚才在大街上跑,为的是阻止一次打架?

妈妈:你做的对,谁和谁在打架。

弗雷迪:我和杰克·史密斯。