有一天，狼要吃三只小猪。三只小猪有俩在门口，一只在屋顶。猪1和猪2在门口，猪3在屋顶。猪1的名字叫“谁”，猪2的名字叫“哪儿”，猪3的名字叫“什么”。于是精彩的对话就有了。
狼：你是谁？
猪1：对
狼：什么？
猪1：“什么”在屋顶。
狼：我是问你的名字叫什么？
猪1：我叫“谁”，“什么”在屋顶上！
狼又问猪2：你是谁？
猪2：我不是“谁”，他是“谁”。指着猪1
狼：你认识他？
猪2:嗯！
狼：他是谁？
猪2：是的。
狼：什么？
猪2：“什么”在屋顶！
狼：哪儿？
猪2：“哪儿”是我。
狼：谁？
猪2：他是“谁”。又指着猪1
狼：我怎么知道。
猪2：你找“谁”？
狼：什么？
猪2：他在屋顶？
狼：哪儿？
猪2：是我。
狼：谁？
猪2：我不是“谁”，他是“谁”。
狼：天哪！
猪猪1·2：“天哪”是我们的爸爸。
狼：什么，是你们的爸爸？
猪2：不是！
狼受不了了，仰天长叹：为什么？
猪猪1·2·3：你认识我们爷爷？
狼：什么？
猪1：不是，我们的爷爷是“为什么”。
狼：为什么？
猪1：是！
狼：是什么？
猪1：不“为什么”。
狼：谁？
猪1：我是“谁”。
狼：你是谁？
猪1：对，我是“谁”。
狼：什么？
猪猪1·2：他在屋顶上。~~~~~~~~
One day, the Three Little Pigs eat the wolf. There were at the gate of the Three Little Pigs, one on the roof. Pig and a pig in front of 2, 3 pig on the roof. 1 pig's name is "Who", 2 pigs name is "where" 3 pigs name is "what." As a result, there will be a wonderful dialogue.
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig 1:
Wolf: What?
Pig 1: "what" on the roof.
Wolf: My question is, what your name is?
Pig 1: My name is "who" and "no" on the roof!
Wolf asked pig 2: Who are you?
Pig 2: I am not a "who" he "who." 1 pointing to the pig
Wolf: You know him?
Pig 2: ah!
Wolf: Who is he?
Pig 2: Yes.
Wolf: What?
Pig 2: "what" on the roof!
Wolf: Where?
Pig 2: "Where is" my.
Wolf: Who?
Pig 2: He is a "Who." 1 also pointed to the pig
Wolf: I know how.
Pig 2: Do you find "Who?"
Wolf: What?
Pig 2: In his roof?
Wolf: Where?
Pig 2: I was.
Wolf: Who?
Pig 2: I am not a "who" he "who."
Wolf: My goodness!
1.2 pigs: "God" is our father.
Wolf: What is your father?
Pig 2: No!
A wolf can not stand, Yangtianzhangtan: Why?
1.2.3 pigs: Do you know our grandpa?
Wolf: What?
Pig 1: No, our grandfather was, "Why."
Wolf: Why?
Pig 1:!
Wolf: What?
Pig 1: "Why."
Wolf: Who?
Pig 1: I am a "Who."
Wolf: Who are you?
Pig 1: Yes, I am a "Who."
Wolf: What?
1.2 pigs: he was on the roof. ~~~~