1.Teacher:Johnny,why are you late for school every morning?
Johnny:Every time i come to the corner, a guidepost says,"school Go slow"
老师:约翰尼，为什么你每天早上上学都迟到?“
约翰尼:"每当我经过拐角处，就看见牌上写着:学校----慢行！
2.Teacher:When is the best time to pick the apples from the trees?
student:When the watchman is not there.
老师:从树上摘苹果的最佳时间是什么时候?
学生：当看守人不在那里的时候。
3.Tom：what are you doing now?
Mike:i am counting the stars.
TOM:it is dark now.Count them tomorrow moring.
汤姆:你在做什么？
麦克:我在数星星。
汤姆:现在 天黑，明天早上在数吧。
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