Why is the number 10 afraid of seven?
Because seven ate nine, and 10 is next.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!