冷笑话是一种新兴的语言现象,也是一种出现在我们身边的不可忽视的新的语言现象。下面是我整理的，欢迎阅读!
篇一
The pany's mission to eat Nian Fan
This year in the pany for the New Year together,eating regiment Nian Fan,the manager drunk,going to the toilet and vomiting,to coincide with a male staff member is urinate,the manager angrily, of how a good drink still pouring?Male Wensheng emergency stop,but he unexpectedly Biechu ass,the manager was opened the bottle?
翻译：在公司吃团年饭
今年在公司里过春节,在一起吃团年饭时,经理酒醉,入厕呕吐,恰逢一男职员正小解,经理怒曰：说好不喝了怎么还倒酒?男闻声急停,不料憋出个屁来,经理大怒：妈的!谁又开了一瓶?
篇二
One evening, in the midst of dinner preparation, our 10-year-old daughter asked, "Mommy, what's puberty?" My wife was rushed at the moment, so she suggested that Peggy look up the word in the dictionary, after which they could talk about it.
A few minutes later, Peggy returned. Her mother asked what the dictionary had said. "Puberty means," announced Peggy, "the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children."
"What do you think of that?" my wife asked.
"I'm not sure," Peggy relied. "I've always been able to bear children. It's *** s I can't bear.".
篇三
The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast.
Johnny laughed.
"Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that?" asked the teacher.
"No, sir," answered Johnny, "but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were."
篇四
The Umbrella
A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had put on the handle a card on which was written ：“ This umbrella belongs to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten minutes. ”
When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another card on which was written: “ This card belongs to a man who can run ten miles an hour. I shall not e back. ”
篇五
You Will Save Much More
“ You will be pleased with me today, mother ” , said Dick to his mother, ing home from school. “ I saved on fares. I didn't go to school by bus, I ran all the way after it. ”
“ Well, ” said his mother laughing, “ Next time you should run after a taxi, you will save much more. ”
译文：
你会省得更多
“妈妈，你今天一定会对我满意的，”迪克放学回家后对妈妈说，“我省下了车钱。我上学时没乘公***汽车，而是跟着公***汽车一路跑到学校的。”
“哦，”妈妈笑着说，“下次你跟在出租车后面跑，那会省得更多”。