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一分钟英语小笑话

Mark is a good boy,but he is not very clean.His face and hands always very dirty.

One day,Mark goes to school.His teacher looks at him and says:"Mark,I know what you eat today.""What?"Mark asks. "Eggs.your face and your mouth tell me that."

"No."Mark says,"not today,but the day before yesterday."

可是手打的咧~~看我多好。其实很简单的哦!哈哈,英语天才在此,不用犯愁咯!

翻译:马克是个好男孩,但他不是很干净。他的手和脸总是很脏。

一天,马克去学校。他的老师看着他,说:“我知道你今天早上吃了什么。”“什么?”马克问道。“鸡蛋。你的脸和嘴告诉了我。”“不,”马克说,“不是今天,是前天。”