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This is my favorite joke. This guy comes in a bar, walks to the bar-tender. He says: "bar-tender, I've got me a bet for you. I'll bet you 300 dollars that I can piss into that glass over there and not spill a single drop."
The bar-tender looks at this guy this glass. This time this glass looks like a good attempted way. He says,"Let me get this straight. You trying to tell me that you goona bet me 300 dollars that you can piss standing over here way over there into that glass and not spill a single drop?"
This guy looks at him and says:" That's right!"
The bartender says:"Young man, you got a bet."
The guy goes:" OKay, here we go~here we go~"
He pulls out his thing. He's looking at the glass. He's thinking about the glass.He's thinking about the glass.The glass, dick, dick glass.Thinking about his dick.Dick, glass, dick, glass. Ant then "shoot" he lets it rip. And he is pissing all over the place. He's pissing on the bar, the stools, the floor, on the phone, the bartender. He's pissing everywhere except the XXXing glass.Right? So, the bartender is laughing his fucking ass off. He's 300 dollars richer. Piss dripping off his face.hahahaha He says,"You fucking idiot, man! You got it in everything except the glass. You owe me 300 dollars, punta."
The guy goes:" Exceuse me one second." Goes in the back of the bar. In the back, a couple of guys playing pool. He walks over to them. Comes back to the bar:" Here you go, Mr. Bartender. 300 dollars." The bartender's like:" Why the fuck are you so happy? You just lost 300 dollars, idiot!"
The guy says," See those guys there? I just bet them 500 apiece that I could piss on your bar, piss on your floor, on your phone and piss on you and not would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy.