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4个人的对话冷笑话

The host (主持人): Today we have four friends for our party, there are Panda, Penguin, cow and monkey. We all know there's a famous saying, it is from Scolfield, "we should love animals because they are tasty." Today, our friends will talk with us about their lives and dreams. Please welcome!

Panda: Hello, ladies and gentlemen!

Penguin: Ladies and gentlemen? I don't think there are any gentlemen there, because I'm the only gentleman here.

Monkey: Why are you the only one? I don't get it.

Cow: I cannot understand it, either.

Pengui: Look at people there! They don't wear suits at all! But I do!

Monkey: Oh I see, that's it. But you are not colorful, Mr. Pengui.

Cow: Yes, I'm very colorful, there are many dots here.

Panda: I only have two colors. Actually my dream is that I want to take a colorful photo.

Monkey: What a pity, Girl Panda. I'm luckier than you. My ass is red, ha-ha. People can get very famous if they touch it!

Cow: How funny you are! How about me? Well, Girl Panda, people drink my milk, but nobody calls me Mum, I'm the poor one.

Pengui: Ha-ha, yeah, I drink milk, but I call my mum mum, I don't call you mum.

Monkey: Nobody will call you mum unless you have a baby, Mrs Cow.

Cow: That's right!

Panda: Everyone has a dream, it's a long road to walk to the end.

The host: How funny these animals are! It's really great! They are humorous, and animals all have dreams. Let's hope everyone realizess their dream!