Son said to his father, "daddy, I'm silly child?" Dad said: silly boy, what's the matter with you foolish? "
Father: oh, I'm just an illegal right turn. Son: that's ok, dad, behind you the police also turn so.......
Teacher: "Tom, why are you late for school every day?, today I will call your father!" Father: "why is late for school every day?" Dad said angrily. Tom: "every time I come to the corner, a sign reads:" school--go slow. "
Son to father let across the street from the shop to buy a box of good matches. Son came back, the father asked him, "you buy is good match?" "Yes, father." The son replied, "I have tried them."
Tommy came home from school. "Tommy, do you like your new teacher?" My father asked. "Dad, I don't like it, because she said 3 + 3 to 6, but later said 2 and 4 also get 6."
Once, my father asked tommy: "when it thunders why do we see the lighting first, always hear the thunder after?" Tommy's answer: because our eyes are before ears. "
Dad: here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Can you point out which is a swallow, which one is the sparrow.
Son: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Dad: please tell us.
Son: the swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow