Jack
feell
off
his
bicycle
and
got
hurt.
A
beautiful
young
nurse
asked
him
to
fill
forms.
Jack
finished
them
and
gave
them
back.'Anything
else?'
The
nurse
asked.
'Yes,'Jack
thinks
for
a
while
and
said,'I'm
a
bachelor.'
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格'还有什么漏填的?'护士问.
'有!'杰克想了想说,'我是个单身汉.'
Wife:You
see.According
to
te
statistics
on
thepaper,80%
of
those
who
have
died
of
liver
cancer
have
drunk
alcohol.
Husband:It's
okey.
To
my
investigation,all
Thespeopleeat
meals.
妻子:你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫:那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.
'Excuse
me,but
the
seat
you've
taken
is
mine.'
'Yours?Can
you
prove
it?'
'Yes,I
put
a
cup
of
ice
cream
on
it.'
'请原谅,你占了我的位置.'
'你的位置?你能征明这点吗?'
'能,我在位置上放了杯冰激凌.'
One
day,Eve
asked
Adam,'Doyou
really
love
me?'
Adam
said
helplessly,'Do
I
have
any
other
choice?'
一天,夏娃问亚当:'你当真爱我吗?'
亚当无可奈何地回答:'我还有的选择吗?'
Always
Thirsty
'I
had
an
operation,'
said
a
man
to
his
friend,
'and
the
doctor
lefta
sponge
in
me.'
'That's
terrible!'
said
the
friend.
'Got
any
pain?'
'No,
but
I
am
always
thirsty!'
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术，手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了。”
“真是太糟糕了！”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗？”
“不疼，可是我总感到口渴。”
A
Useful
Way
Father:
Jack,
why
do
you
drink
so
much
water?
Jack:
I
have
just
had
an
apple,
Dad.
Father:
What's
that
got
to
do
with
it?
Jack:
I
forgot
to
wash
the
apple.
一个有效的方法
爸爸：杰克，你干嘛喝这么多水呀？
杰克：我刚才吃了个苹果，爸爸。
爸爸：可是这跟喝水有什么关系呢？
杰克：我忘了洗苹果呀。
A
Present
Kate:
Mom,
do
you
know
what
I'm
going
to
give
you
for
your
birthday?
Mom:
No,
Honey,
what?
Kate:
A
nice
teapot.
Mom:
But
I've
got
a
nice
teapot.
Kate:
No,
you
haven't.
I've
just
dropped
it.
凯特的礼物
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。