guest:What is the fly doing in my soup?
waiter: He is swimming, sir.
客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛？
招待：他在游泳，先生。
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i saw a saw saw a saw .
我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子
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Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?
Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".
老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?
汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,僦看见一个牌子仩写着"学校----慢行".
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Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
事实上，只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...
当你慢慢变老，会发生三件事。第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了……