笑话内含着丑与美的矛盾冲突,反映了严肃主题,充满平民大众朴素的审美理想。下面是我精心收集的关于少儿英语小笑话故事，希望大家喜欢!
关于少儿英语小笑话故事篇一
What did one cannibal say to the other while theywere eating a clown?
当两个食人族在吃小丑的时候，一个食人族人会对另一个人食人族人说什么呢?
He said: "Does this taste funny to you?"
他会说：?这个小丑尝起来是不是很怪啊?
关于少儿英语小笑话故事篇二
Today I was carring my four-month old son in acheck out line. An old couple behind us remindedthat I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere.
今天我带着我四个月大的儿子在收银台排队。我身后的一对老夫妻提醒我说，如果你一直抱着你的儿子，你会把他宠坏。
My son responded by vomitting all over the wife andthen look at me giggled.
我的儿子以吐了那个女人一身作为他的回应，他吐完之后看了看我然后傻笑。
关于少儿英语小笑话故事篇三
I was so drunk last night that I totally passed out.
昨晚我喝得太多几乎彻底晕过去了。
This morning, my friend show a video of myself hugging an old man with beard and screaming, "Dumbledore, you're ALIVE!"
今天早上，我的朋友给我看了一段关于我的视频，视频里我抱着一个有胡子的老头大喊：?邓布利多，你还活着啊!?
关于少儿英语小笑话故事篇四
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice hesaid to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones."Wife: "No, I can't marryanyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?"Johnson: "Jones once cheatedme in a horse deal!"
老农约翰逊就要死了。他的家人都站在床边。他声音低沉地对妻子说：?我死后，我想你嫁给农夫琼斯。?妻子说：?不，在你死后，我不能嫁给任何人。?约翰逊：?但我希望你这么做。?妻子：?为什么?约翰逊：?因为琼斯曾在一笔贩马的交易中欺骗了我。?
关于少儿英语小笑话故事篇五
"I can always tell a graduate class from an undergraduate class," observed the instructor in oneof my graduate engineering courses at California State University in Los Angeles. "When I say,'Good afternoon,' the undergraduates respond, 'Good afternoon." But the graduate studentsjust write it down."
?研究生班和本科生很容易就能区别开来，?在洛杉矶加利福利亚州立大学给我们研究生上工程学课的老师如此说。?我说?下午好?，本科生们回答说?下午好?。研究生们则把我说的话记在笔记本上。?