TEACHER:Boys,I have riddle for you.It has a beautiful feather,and it can wake you up every morning.What is it Tom?
Tom:A feather duster.My father wakes me up with it every morning.
老师：同学们，我有一个问题。它有美丽的羽毛，它也可以很早的起床，汤母，这是什么？
汤母：是抹布，我爸爸每天都用这个叫我起床。
TEACHER:Listen,everyone.who can give me the name of an animai?
Alice:A cow.
TEACHER:GOOD.another animal who say?
sam:A nother cow.
老师：谁能一个动物的名字？
爱立丝：一只牛。
老师：很好，谁还能？
山母：另一只牛。
（我只能编出两个英语笑话！）