嘿嘿条条经典，个个搞笑，给你那死党来条英语短信吧，哈哈
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.
"Why?" asks the father.
"The teacher asked 'How much is 2x3?' and I said '6'"
"But that's right!"
"Then she asked me 'How much is 3x2?'"
"What's the fucking difference?"
"That's exactly what I said!"
1、This msg. will refresh your brain in 5 seconds. 5...4...3...2...1...
>Error: No Brain Detected!!!
这条消息将会让你的头脑清醒5秒。5…4…3…2…1…
>错误提示：未侦测到大脑！！！
2、Not every flower symbolize for love, but rose can do it; not every tree can stand thirst, but alamo can do it, not every pig can read short message, but you can do it. Congratulations!
不是每一朵花都能代表爱情，但是玫瑰做到了；不是每一种树都能耐住干渴，但是白杨做到了；不是每一头猪都能看短消息，但是你做到了。恭喜你！
3、Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart. You are blessed with both! FLATTERED?
Don't Be! It was sent to me. I just wanted you to read it.
漂亮的脸蛋能吸引眼球但是好的人品能吸引人心。你很幸运的同时拥有这两方面！被恭维了？
少来了！这个短消息是送给我的。我只不过想让你看看罢了。
4、Can u pronounce good English? Read along: woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.
你的英语发音很标准？读下去：woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, poof, woof, woof, hoof, loof, roof, shoof, 测试结果：你是一条好狗。现在可以停下别叫了。
5.Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1) Pray-so that u may live...2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!
早上好……你今早醒来的时候有没有做这两件最重要的事呢？
1）祈祷- 好让你可以活下去……2）洗澡-好让别人也可以活下去！
6.In the morning I do not eat because I think of you.
At noon I do not eat because I think of you.
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
and at night I do not sleep because I'm hungry.
因为想你，我没吃早饭。因为想你，我没吃中饭。因为想你，我没吃晚饭。晚上我睡不着了，因为我饿了。