1.Is it a boy or a girl\x0d\A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?\x0d\B: It's a girl. She's my daughter.\x0d\A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.\x0d\B: I'm not. I'm her mother.\x0d\翻译：是男孩还是女孩？\x0d\A:看看那个留短发和蓝色牛仔裤的年轻人。是男孩还是女孩？\x0d\B：是个女孩。她是我的女儿。\x0d\A:哦，对不起，先生。我不知道你是她的父亲。\x0d\B：我不是。我是她的妈妈。\x0d\2.Pretty ugly\x0d\Mary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?\x0d\Peter: I think you're pretty ugly..\x0d\翻译：非常丑陋的\x0d\玛丽：约翰说我很漂亮。安迪说我很丑。你觉得怎么样，彼得？\x0d\彼得：我觉得你很丑。\x0d\3.Silent fart\x0d\A man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.\x0d\"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"\x0d\The doctor replies:\x0d\"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."\x0d\翻译：沉默的屁：沉默的屁\x0d\一个人走进医生的办公室，遇到了一个严重的问题。\x0d\“医生，我在无声气体排放方面有问题。在家里，工作，甚至在教堂，我放出无数的无声屁，无论我走到哪里！事实上，我坐在这里和你谈过三次。我们该怎么办？”\x0d\医生回答说：\x0d\“我们要做的第一件事就是检查你的听力。”\x0d\3.Pay tax with a smile\x0d\A: I hate paying my income tax.\x0d\B: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?\x0d\A: I'd like to but they insist on money!\x0d\翻译：A:我讨厌付所得税。\x0d\B：你应该是个好公民——你为什么不微笑着付钱呢？\x0d\A:我很愿意，但是他们坚持要钱！\x0d\4.Take his place\x0d\An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.\x0d\"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.\x0d\"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."\x0d\Replied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."\x0d\翻译：代替他：取代他的位置\x0d\午夜过后，一位律师打电话给州长，坚持要他跟他谈一件非常紧急的事情。一个助手最终同意唤醒州长。\x0d\“那么，这是什么呢？”州长抱怨道。\x0d\“Garber法官刚刚去世，”律师说，“我想接替他的位置。”\x0d\州长回答说：“好吧，如果殡仪馆还好的话，我就可以了。”\x0d\5.I'm Sick\x0d\One day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.\x0d\Nurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.\x0d\Hamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.\x0d\翻译：我生病了\x0d\一天，哈米德感到很不舒服，他去了医院。\x0d\护士：哈米德，医生来见你。\x0d\哈米德：告诉他，我看不见他。我病了。\x0d\向姑姑道歉\x0d\爸爸：“儿子，你怎么称呼你的阿姨傻？”去跟她说声对不起。”\x0d\儿子：（走到姨妈跟前）“阿姨，对不起你是个笨蛋。”\x0d\6.Say sorry to aunt\x0d\Dad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."\x0d\Son: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."\x0d\6.Undying love\x0d\Girl: Do you love me?\x0d\Boy: Yes, dear.\x0d\Girl: Would you die for me?\x0d\Boy: No, mine is undying love.\x0d\翻译：永恒的爱：永恒的爱\x0d\女孩：你爱我吗？\x0d\男孩：是的，亲爱的。\x0d\女孩：你愿意为我而死吗？\x0d\男孩：不，我的爱是永恒的\x0d\
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