下面笑话两个,
比较简单
the
lowest
grade
"Professor,
I
did
the
best
I
could
on
this
test.
I
really
don't
think
I
deserve
a
zero."
"Neither
do
I.
But
that's
the
lowest
grade
I'm
allowed
to
give."
最低分
学生：“教授先生，我这次考试已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。”
老师：“我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！”
The
bus
was
crowded,
and
as
one
more
man
tried
to
get
on,
the
passengers
wouldn’t
let
him
aboard.
it
is
too
crowded,
they
shouted.
who
do
you
think
you
are?
I
am
the
driver.
he
said.
公***汽车上很挤，当又一个人还是试图上车时，乘客们不让他上。
车上太挤了，他们喊道，你以为你是谁？
我是司机！他说。
哲理短文一个
A
Forever
Friend
永远的朋友
"A
friend
walk
in
when
the
rest
of
the
world
walks
out."
"别人都走开的时候，朋友仍与你在一起。”
Sometimes
in
life,
有时候在生活中，
You
find
a
special
friend;
你会找到一个特别的朋友;
Someone
who
changes
your
life
just
by
being
part
of
it.
他只是你生活中的一部分内容，却能改变你整个的生活。
Someone
who
makes
you
laugh
until
you
can't
stop;
他会把你逗得开怀大笑；
Someone
who
makes
you
believe
that
there
really
is
good
in
the
world.
他会让你相信人间有真情。
Someone
who
convinces
you
that
there
really
is
an
unlocked
door
just
waiting
for
you
to
open
it.
他会让你确信，真的有一扇不加锁的门，在等待着你去开启。
This
is
Forever
Friendship.
这就是永远的友谊。
when
you're
down,
当你失意，
and
the
world
seems
dark
and
empty,
当世界变得黯淡与空虚，
Your
forever
friend
lifts
you
up
in
spirits
and
makes
that
dark
and
empty
world
suddenly
seem
bright
and
full.
你真正的朋友会让你振作起来，原本黯淡、空虚的世界顿时变得明亮和充实。
Your
forever
friend
gets
you
through
the
hard
times,the
sad
times,and
the
confused
times.
你真正的朋友会与你一同度过困难、伤心和烦恼的时刻。
If
you
turn
and
walk
away,
你转身走开时，
Your
forever
friend
follows,
真正的朋友会紧紧相随，
If
you
lose
you
way,
你迷失方向时，
Your
forever
friend
guides
you
and
cheers
you
on.
真正的朋友会引导你，鼓励你。
Your
forever
friend
holds
your
hand
and
tells
you
that
everything
is
going
to
be
okay.
真正的朋友会握着你的手，告诉你一切都会好起来的。