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用小学学过的英语词句来讲笑话

Wet paint!

A young man and an old man are walking in the park. The old man is behind the young man. There is a chair in front of the young man. The old man is very glad to see the chair. He isn’t very strong. He’s going to sit on the chair for a few minutes. He walks to the chair. But he sees the young man walking to it, too. So he begins to run. Now he is already in front of the young man.The young man says. “Don’t sit on that chair!” The old man doesn’t listen to him He sits on it quickly, and look happy. The young man comes over to him He is pointing at a small board It says “Wet Paint”.

油漆未干!

一个年轻人和一个老人在公园里散步。老人是年轻人的后面。在年轻人的前面的一把椅子上。老人很高兴看到椅子。他不是很强壮。他要在椅子上坐几分钟。他走到椅子上。但他看到年轻人也走到这。所以他开始跑。现在他已经在年轻人的前面。年轻人说。“别坐在那张椅子上!“老人不听他坐在很高兴的样子。年轻人走到他指着一个小牌子会说“油漆未干”。

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