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汉译英英语200分相亲趣谈 极品男人之太小气

说真的,男人小气能让我这种性格的女孩抓狂。记得有一次,约好和一个男的见面,打电话说在太原街某商厦楼下的肯德基见面,结果到了以后,我刚想进去找个位置坐下,他却提出再往前走几步去麦当劳,原因是他有麦当劳的优惠券。我说我爱吃肯德基,他却一脸诧异:“我们还吃东西吗?你出来没吃东西吗?”原来他手里的优惠券只能买饮料,碍于朋友的面子,我马上走开不太礼貌,就跟着他去了麦当劳,也想看看这种男人到底抠到什么程度,结果到了麦当劳,他才发现他的优惠券只能早上10点前使用,于是他转过脸对我说:“你渴吗?要不咱俩就坐会儿吧!”

我服了,坐了一会儿我实在受不了服务员的眼光,就起身要去买饮料,结果他说:“你不用给我买。”我也没客气就买了一杯,当着他的面咕咚咕咚喝下去后起身告辞了……

Really, the men would let me have this character stingy girls crazy. I remember one occasion, and made an appointment to meet a man, calling that a commercial buildings in Tai Yuen Street KFC downstairs to meet the outcome of the later, go find a location about to remind me to sit down, he has put forward a few steps to move forward again McDonald's, because he has the McDonald's coupons. I said I love Kentucky, but he looked surprised: "We also eat? Do you come out did not have anything?" So his hands coupons can buy drinks, because of a friend's face, I'll go away not polite, they followed him to a McDonald's, also would like to see this in the end to pull the men to what extent, the results of the McDonald's, he found his coupons only before 10:00 am, and he turned to me said: "You pay it?咱俩or later it took!"

I served, sit for a while I really can not stand the attendant's vision, it got up to buy drinks, he said: "You do not have to buy me." I did not buy a cup of kind, in front of him咕咚咕咚drink it up after the left ... ...