1. Niu to learn English translation of the article
English classes, the teacher asked Niu: "HOW ARE YOU What does it mean?"
Niu like: HOW is the "how", ARE is "yes", YOU are "you" and then answered: "how are you?"
Surprised teacher was soon asked: "HOW OLD ARE YOU What does it mean?"
Niu immediately answered: how do you keep? "
The teacher textbooks appear immediately on a blood red!!
2. Niu's got it wrong to learn English papers
Niu in a bus, be careful not to step on the other foot foreigner, Niu said very politely: I AM SORRY!
Foreigners also have very good: I AM SORRY TOO!
A Niu, how? That foreigners do and I count more than! I am afraid he is not. Retaliate Road, then: I AM SORRY THREE!
That a foreigner, some confused: WHAT ARE YOU SORRY FOR?
Niu imagined back on the last sentence: I AM SORRY FIVE.
Niu triumphantly, that foreigners collapsed to the ground, has been unconscious!
3. Niu to learn English to work on the chapter
Niu's hard to learn English in the next progress soon. For some of the English language is under control in the habit. Soon to seek a very good company to work. One day, Niu called Secretary of the documents referred to the boss: "The report The boss, next month, a group of European orders, I think companies need to send people to deal with you. "Boss in the back of official documents signed:" GO A HEAD! "Niu received, immediately instructed subordinates buy air tickets, travel to, While finishing his luggage. Provisional starting that day, Secretary of the block down.
Secretary: Are you going to do?
Niu: At a meeting of the European ah!
Secretary: the boss agreed to it?
Niu: not the boss said to me, "GO AHEAD" it?
Secretary: to the company for so long, you do not know the owner of the English language it? Boss means: "to turn back!"
4. Niu times smaller, at home to open a restaurant at home. Niu is an excellent small greeter. One day, a foreign friend came to the restaurant to eat, because not very familiar with the Chinese eat, be careful not to a bowl Broke. That foreigners do not quite understand the Chinese, English had to explain to Niu. Niu which at that time Hou understand ah! Hear straight frown. Li Wu came from cattle at this time my father's voice: "What happened?"
Niu quickly replied: "hit the bowl!"
A foreigner, "ONE DOLLAR?" He thought it was necessary to compensation for a dollar, Qu Tao hand on the wallet.
Niu Li Wu from the father, asked: "Who?"
A foreigner, well, how they become "THREE DOLLAR", but do not think it is acceptable, ready to pay for it!
Niu, pointing to a foreigner, said: "He's playing!"
A foreigner, not good, "TEN DOLLAR" It also rose to about ten dollars, how it got scared quickly running out!!
5. Niu opened a grocery store one day a foreigner to buy a pen, Niu said: "Pen", Niu holding a basin to the foreigners, the foreigners said, shaking his head: "No No".'s Angry Niu said: " This basin does not leak!. "Niu said that only foreigners:" Good-Bye ", Niu Niu is to say:" You only weird! "
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I hope that the errant shot saved, I do slide, so they need the Chinese and English, tomorrow will be spent this slide. On-line, and so I hope that you hurry up and help me, thank Dae self! ! ! Grateful! ! !