英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces! 另一个 白雪公主与七个小矮人 Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本 旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on. 白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know? 皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all? 魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you. 皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly. 你看看哪个合适,也可以做一些修改 /f?kz=157763042 自己去看吧。。。什么都有。。 Scene1（At Salesman’s home） N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming! S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money…… Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表) First, put the flour on the table. Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做) Now press, press…… Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情) Press, press…… Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it! Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe…… Now let me cut it into pieces!
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Mr.Shi,Xiaofu,Dabao Mr.Shi：Tax is the major source of the fiscal revenue.There is an evident change about the relationship between the tax collector and taxpayer in the past 20years.Now,the tax collector,Xiaofu,and the tax payer Dabao,a vendor selling Yangrouchuan will show you the very change.The first Act happened in 1980s.
Act
(in Bazaar of Beijing,sanlihe,1980s)Dabao：Yangrouchuan,yangrouchuan,eaten one,want nine,eaten one,want nine.
Hi,Take my yangrouchuan.(slipped,take it up,)
Xiaofu：Tax！Pay the tax！
Dabao：(change faces)
Taxi?Where is the taxi?Here's no taxi.
Xiaofu：Tax！T---A---X！
Dabao：What's the tax?I just know taxi！Do you want me to call ataxi for you?6JJ Taxi--！Taxi--！
Xiaofu：Enough！Are you the vendor?
Dabao：No,No,No,no！I'm just have alook.The vendor has gone to the toilet.
Xiaofu：Not the vendor?Impossible！you've been here for 2hours.6JJ Dabao：Really?(Xiaofu：Yes,of course.)
How do you know it?
Xiaofu：The window of my office is open to here and I've been looking at you for two hours.Dabao：It's abig bug！
Xiaofu：Oh.Don't waste my time！Please pay the tax--10Yuan！
Dabao：10yuan?！My god.I had just earned 20Yuan one day！5Yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：Don't cheat me,you've sold more than 2hundred ones.
Dabao：6yuan,my dear sisiter.
7Yuan,my lovely beauty.
Dabao：Not for you,not for me,let's split the difference.8yuan,ok?
Xiaofu：(looking around)All right,a deal.But no receipt.
(Dabao payed 8yuan and Xiaofu left)
Dabao：What asmart woman！Bad luck！I'm bankrupt.I have to change my place.
Hope Iwould not meet her any more！Let's go！Act
人物：
史先生，小福，大宝。
史先生：税收是国家财政收入的首要来历。在过去的20年中，税收部分和上税人的关系有了明显转变
。此刻，税收部分--小福和上税人--卖羊肉串的大宝将会上演这个转变。好生在1980年的一幕。
(1980年首都三里河的一个市场)
大宝：羊肉串，羊肉串了啊，吃一串，想九串，吃一串，想九串啊！您好，来点羊肉串吧。(羊肉串掉了
又捡了起来)
小福：交税，交税！
大宝：(换了脸色)出租车?哪有出租车?这没有出租车。
小福：交税！交--税！
大宝：什么是交税?我就知道有出租车！你想让我帮你叫出租车吗?出租车--！出租车--！
小福：够了！你笑话大全是老板吗?
大宝：不，不，不，不是！我就是随便看看。老板去茅厕了。
小福：你--不是老板?不成能！你已经在这呆2小时了。
大宝：是吗?(小福：当然。)你怎么知道的?
小福：我工作室的窗口就冲这开！我已经注重你2个小时了。
大宝：好大的虫子啊！
小福：别华侈我的时间！请上税--10元！
大宝：10元?我的天啊。我一天才挣20元！5元行吗?
小福：别骗我了，你已经挣过200元了。
大宝：6元，亲爱的姐姐?
7元，美丽的女人。
大宝：不是你刚才说的，也不是我刚才说的，让咱们再从头定一个。8元，怎么样?
小福：(四处看了下)好吧，就这样，但是没有发票。
(大宝付了8元，小福离开了)
大宝：多精明的女人啊！倒霉！我破产了！我得换个地儿。希望不会再遇到她。走！加把油再好好找找