Father and Son went on a camping trip.
After a good meal, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Son awoke and nudged his father.
"Father, look up and tell me what you see."
Father replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Father pondered for a minute.
"Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies
and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small
and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
How about you, Son?"
Son was silent for a second, then spoke.
"What it tells me," he says, "is that someone has stolen our tent."