A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"
"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."
"Well done. Who was that?"
"My granny."
"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
一个主日学校校(基督教教会为了向儿童灌输宗教思想, 在星期天开办的儿童班)的老师在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在,孩子们,”她说:“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”
“我,老师,”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”
“做得好,是谁呢?”
“我奶奶。”
“好孩子。现在告诉我们,你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”
“是这样的,老师。我昨天去看她,在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶,我要回家了。’她说:‘啊,我很高兴!
Patients: help, the doctor, I am afraid of losing their memory.
Doctors: How long have worried that this?
Patients: What worries?
病人:帮帮忙,大夫,我害怕失去记忆力.
医生:你这种担心有多久了?
病人:什么担心?
We have not seen you in Shanghai?
No, I have never been to Shanghai.
I do not, must be two other people.
我们没有在上海见过吗?
没有,我从未去过上海.
我也没有,一定是另外两个人.