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求一段英文的冷笑话

Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen? 警察:你估计小偷是什么时候进入你家的?失主:我的手表都被偷走了,我怎么知道是什么时候? Psychiatrist: What's your problem?Patient: I think I'm a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?Patient: Ever since I was an egg! 精神病医师:你哪里不舒服?病人:我认为我是一只鸡。精神病医师:这种情况从什么时候开始的?病人:从我还是一只蛋的时候开始。 We have got a new dog, would you like to come around and play with him?

Well, I don't know. Does he bite?

That's what I want to find out.

我们又得到了一只新狗,你要过来和他玩玩吗?

哦, 我不知道。他咬人吗?

这正是我想要知道的。