最简短的英语笑话

　guest:What is the fly doing in my soup?

　waiter: He is swimming, sir.

　客人：这只苍蝇在我汤里干嘛?

　招待：他在游泳，先生。

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　i saw a saw saw a saw .

　我看见一个锯子在锯一个锯子

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　He Was Caught

　?Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.?

　?how come?

　?He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.?

　他被抓住了

　?波罗涅斯由于作弊被开除了?

　?什么原因啊?

　?在生理卫生考试中,他数自己的'肋骨,结果被发现了.?

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　Teacher:Why are you late for school every morning?

　Tom:Every time I come to the corner,a sign says,"School-Go slow".

　老师:为什么你每天早晨都迟到?

　汤姆:每当我经过学校的拐角处,就看见一个牌子上写着"学校----慢行".

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　Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.

　事实上，只有一杯酒就让我醉倒了，糟糕的是，我不能想起来它是第十三杯还是第十四杯。

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　As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two...

　当你慢慢变老，会发生三件事。第一件是你会丧失记忆。而我已经记不起来其它两件了?

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　Father's Motto

　teacher: My Children, remember this motto. ?Give others more and leave for yourself less.?

　Jack: It' just my father's motto!

　Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation?

　Jack: He is a boxer.

　父亲的格言

　老师：孩子们，记住这句格言：?多给予，少接受。?

　杰克：那正是我父亲的格言!

　老师：你父亲真是个品质高尚的人啊!他是干什么工作的?

　杰克：它是个拳击手。

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