1. Work idle bored, a whim and company of a female colleague to taiyuan HuangPo cemetery. We in the churchyard walk ten minutes haven't seen one, are we chated while walking, a cemetery staff do not know from which came and asked us to do? I just ready excuses. I didn't know that to see local female colleagues blurt out: "for someone!" Three men stood in the churchyard half minutes bah...
1.上班闲的无聊，心血来潮和公司一女同事到太原市的黄坡公墓。 我俩在墓地里走了十几分钟都没见一个人，正边走边聊，一墓地的工作人员不知从哪走过来，问我们来干什么的？ 我刚准备借口说是来看地方的，没想到女同事脱口而出：“找人！” 三个人站在墓地里半分钟无语……
2. Read back the lunar calendar, before a text, sneaked back quite a number, just dial to the United States, an American cracking cracking received calls, I started to say HELLO, then began, recite the text, this text mainly speak I day dry what of, he listened to, don't know what said a sentence, then to realize now, he said, pass I fart matter
2.以前读初二，背了一篇课文，背的还挺溜，就随便拨个号码到美国显摆显摆，一个美国人接到电话，我就开始说，HELLO，然后开始背课文，这课文主要是讲我一天干了什么的，他听完后，不知道说了句什么，后来到现在才知道，他说的是，关我屁事