Spring is coming! 春天来了！
The weather is getting warmer and warmer. 天气越来越暖和了。
Flowers are booming, and birds are singing. 花儿开了，鸟儿唱歌。
Trees burgeon. 树也发芽了。
People get ready for a new year. 人们为了新的一年而做好了准备。
Since the Qin generation, our country on continuously to the springbeginning has taken the spring the start. The spring beginning iscomes up the division from the astronomy, but in the nature, inpeople's mind, spring is warm, beautiful spring day; Spring is thegrowth, does farm work to sow seeds. In the climatology, spring isrefers to the period of five days (5 days is a period of five days)the average temperature 10 ℃ to 22 ℃ time intervals.
When to spring beginning, the people obviously felt the daytime, thesun has steadily warmed. The temperature, the sunshine, rain, thisoften is in a year center the turning point, tends to the rise orincreases. The Xiaochun crops growing trend speeds up, the rape pullsout when the liver moss and the wheat jointing the water consumptionincreases, should promptly water the topdressing, the promotiongrowth. The farmer's proverb reminds the people spring beginning rainwater, keeping long hours sense " Spring prepared for plowingalso starts.
自秦代以来，我国就一直以立春作为春季的开始。立春是从天文上来划分的，而在自然界、在人们的心目中，春是温暖，鸟语花香；春是生长，耕耘播种。在气候学中，春季是指候（5天为一候）平均气温10℃至22℃的时段。
时至立春，人们明显地感觉到白昼长了，太阳暖了。气温、日照、降雨，这时常处于一年中的转折点，趋于上升或增多。小春作物长势加快，油菜抽苔和小麦拔节时耗水量增加，应该及时浇灌追肥，促进生长。农谚提醒人们立春雨水到，早起晚睡觉"大春备耕也开始了。
笑话：
1.A：春天，你别走啊！我爱你！
B：我也是！！
A：那你怎么还走呢？我给你做牛做马叫你师傅还不行吗？！
B：那好，你叫吧．
A：师傅～～～
B：徒儿，别追啦～～～！
A: spring, you don't go! I love you!
B: me too!!!!!!!!!!
A: then how do you still go? I give you ostriches is not your master? !
B: well, you name it.
A: teacher ~ ~ ~
B: "son, don't chase! ~ ~ ~!
2.今天天气暖洋洋，我跟你去抢银行，我拿金；你拿银，我偷偷拨打110，警察把我送回家，把你送警局，我在家里吃馒头，你在警局吃拳头，我在家里吃冰棍，你在警局吃电警棍，我在家里吃瓜子，你在警局吃子弹，我的瓜子吃完了，你的小命也玩完了。
Today the weather warm, I'd like you to go to rob the bank, I take gold, Your silver, I secretly call 110, police send me home, send you the police station, I at home, you eat steamed bread in police fists, I at home to eat, you eat in police Popsicle electric batons, I eat at home, you eat seeds in the police shot the melon seeds, I finished eat, you'll also done.
3.春天来了,万物苏醒.今天我去找你,你说:”别闹了,我藏的蜂蜜还没吃完呢,别和蜜蜂说!”
Spring is coming, all round. Today I find you, you said: "don't make, I haven't finished eating the honey bee? Don't say!"
4.有天，纪晓岚去找皇帝时，被个太监拦下来。太监说：“听说纪先生文才过人，可否作诗，不然不让你过。”纪晓岚无法可想之下，就作了两句诗。三光天地人，四季夏秋冬。太监就说：“一年不是有四季吗？春天呢？” 纪先生冷冷的看着太监说：“你还有春天吗？”
One day, the ji's morning mist to find the emperor was a eunuch stopped. The eunuch said: "hear Mr Ji, although a poem, otherwise can not let you." Ji's morning mist could not think, two poem. The great supporter, xia qiu dong. The eunuch said: "there are four seasons in a year? Spring is?" Mr Ji chilly looking at eunuch say: "you have the spring?"
5.有个小女孩的老师布置了作业，内容是关于春天的作文。小女孩写道：“春天来了，小猫叫了我问爸爸说：爸爸爸爸，为什么我不叫？爸爸说：不是不叫，时候未到。我问爸爸说：爸爸爸爸,妈妈为什么不叫？爸爸说：不是不叫，是你没听到。我问爸爸说：爸爸爸爸，保姆为什么不叫？爸爸说：不是不叫，她不敢叫！
A little girl was teacher assigned homework, content is about the composition of the spring. The little girl wrote: "spring is coming, the kitten called I asked my dad said: dad, why don't I call father? Dad said: no, not yet. When I asked my dad said: dad, why don't you call father mother? Dad said: no, you didn't hear. I asked my dad said: dad, why don't you call a nanny dad? Dad said: no, she couldn't call!