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求一则英语笑话呀!翻译加谐音!感谢了!急求!!!

老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ahead. 小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去? 小明说:你没听老师说「去你个头」啊

The teacher wrote on the blackboard 1: Time is money. And let the students to translate the. Famous student replied: "Tom is Mary." Xiao Ming in English class and the teacher said: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming sat down. After a while, xiao Ming and follow the teacher said: May I go to the toilet? The teacher said: Go ahead. Xiao Ming and sat down. Classmate of his flank hence cannot help but ask: you not is say with teacher that go to the toilet? How don't go? Small clear say: you didn't listen to the teacher said, "go to your head" ah