英语短笑话:荒唐的信 Two psychiatrists were at a convention. “What was your most difficult case?” one asked the other. “Once I had a patient who lived in a pure fantasy world,” replied his colleague. “He believed that a wildly rich uncle in South America was going to leave him a fortune. All day long he waited for a make believe letter to arrive from a fictitious attorney. He never went out or did anything. He just sat around and waited.” “What was the result?” “It was an eight year struggle, but I finally cured him. And then that stupid letter arrived...” 两个精神病专家在一次会议上碰见了。其中一个问另一个：“你最棘手的病例是什么样的?” “我曾有过一个病人，他生活在一个纯幻想的世界里，”他的同行回答。“他坚信南美有个大富翁叔叔要留给他一笔遗产。他整天等待着从一个虚构的律师那儿收到证实信。他从不出门，无所事事，只是坐着干等。” “结果如何?” “经过长达8年的努力，我终于把他给治好了。可就在那时，那封荒唐的信到了……” 1、An Absent-minded Professor When they pulled the absent-minded professor， half drowned, from the lake, he sputtered, “How absent-minded I am! I have just remembered that I can swim.” 健忘的教授 当人们把健忘的、淹得半死的教授从湖里拉上来时，他气急败坏地说道：“我真健忘，我刚刚才想起我会游泳！” 2、Father's Motto teacher: My Children, remember this motto. “Give others more and leave for yourself less.” Jack: It' just my father's motto! Teacher: How noble your father's quality is! What's his occupation? Jack: He is a boxer. 父亲的格言 老师：孩子们，记住这句格言：“多给予，少接受。” 杰克：那正是我父亲的格言！ 老师：你父亲真是个品质高尚的人啊！他是干什么工作的？ 杰克：它是个拳击手。 3、He Was Caught “Polorius was kicked out of school for cheating.” “how come?” “He was caught, counting his ribs in a hygiene exam.” 他被抓住了 “波罗涅斯由于作弊被开除了” “什么原因啊” “在生理卫生考试中,他数自己的肋骨,结果被发现了.”