1. Teather : Boys ,I have a riddle to ask you . There is something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it ,Tom? Tom: A feather duster ,with which father wakes me up every morning.
2. A little boy asked his father how much it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!!一个小男孩问他的爸爸，结婚要花多少钱？爸爸说：我不知道，因为我仍然在付帐。