1. Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs.
万圣节派对过后，两男人图个乐呵，打算抄近路穿过墓地回家。
Right in the middle of the cemetery they were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise coming from the misty shadows.
走到墓地中央时，他们被从迷雾中传来的“答、答、答”声惊吓到了。
Trembling with fear, they found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.
正当两人害怕得浑身颤抖时，他们看到是个老头拿着铁锤和凿子，在一块墓石上凿着什么。
"Holy cow, Mister," one of them said after catching his breath, "You scared us half to death -- we thought you were a ghost! What are you doing working here so late at night?"
“哇塞，先生，”其中一人喘了口气说，“你把我们吓得半死啊，我们还以为遇上鬼了呢！那么晚了你在这里做什么？”
"Those fools!" the old man grumbled. "They misspelled my name!"
“那帮白痴！”老头抱怨道，“他们把我名字拼错啦！”
2. On the way to preschool, the doctor had left her stethoscope on the car seat, and her little girl picked it up and began playing with it.
在去幼儿园的路上，一个医生把听诊器留在了车座上。她的小女儿拿起听诊器玩了起来。
"My daughter wants to follow in my footsteps!" thought the doctor.
“女儿想接我的班！”医生想道。
Then the child spoke into the instrument, "Welcome to McDonald's. May I take your order?"
接着，小女孩对着听诊器说道：“欢迎光临麦当劳。您要点什么？”
3. Son: "Dad, give me a dime."
儿子：“爸爸，给我一毛钱。”
Father: "Son, don't you think you're getting too big to be forever begging for dimes?"
父亲：“儿子，你不认为自己渐渐长大，不应该总是一毛一毛地要钱吗？”
Son: "I guess you're right, dad. Give me a dollar, will you?"
儿子：“爸爸，我想你说得对。给我一块钱，好吗？”