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-要出生啦 -让开点

- It's coming, it's coming. - Watch it!

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我要有宝宝啦

I'm having a baby!

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-小蓝警报 -或者小粉 要是个女孩的话

- Code-blue! Code-blue! - Or a pink, if it's a girl.

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终于有孩子啦 我来啦 艾莉

Having a baby, having a baby. I'm coming! Ellie!

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看我们来接

We got it!

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艾莉 你在哪 我晕菜了

Ellie! Ellie! Where are you? Where am I?

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曼尼 我告诉你了 只是踢了一下

Manny? I told you, it was just a kick.

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哦是啊

Oh! Right, right. Ooh, Woww.

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你真是吓了爹地一大跳跳

You really gave daddy a scare. Dad got silly

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爹地从山崖上掉下来啦 然后就叮叮咣咣

Daddy fell down a cliff and got BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM..

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哈哈 呆呆爹地

Ha, silly daddy. Yeah..

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抱歉啦大家 诈胎 踢了一下而已

Sorry, folks. False alarm. It was just a kick.

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-你知道我想踢谁吗 -这礼拜都第三次了

- Do you know who I like to kick? - That's the third false alarm this week!

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好啦 演出结束 散了吧散了吧

Alright, show's over. Break it up, break it up.

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-哟嗬 某人肚肚里也有宝宝啦 -我没怀孕

- Ah, I see someone else has a buddy in the oven? - I am not pregnant!

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太可惜了 你本会是个好妈妈的

It's too bad, you could make a wonderful mother.

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曼尼 我知道你很激动 我也是

Manny I know you are excited, I am too.

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但是你这激动的过头了

But you get a little carried away.

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知道啦 天 我听起来像迭戈

Okay, Okay. Oh boy, I'm starting to sound like Diego.

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等等 迭戈去哪了

Wait a second... Where is Diego?

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我的蹄子好烫啊

My hooves are burning baby, they are burning!

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欣赏我的脚趾舞吧 吃些灰 你这野狗

Look at this, I got a tip-toe! I got a tip-toe! Eat my dust, dingo!

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-能看了吗 -别急嘛 别惊着咱孩子

- Now? Get out now? - Easy.. Don't freak out the baby.

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孩子很好 但是你这慌张爸爸让我担心

The baby is fine. It's the freaked-out daddy I'm worried about.

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呀呀不许偷看呐

Ahh ahh! No peeking.

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这是给象宝宝的乐园

A playground for the junior.

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太不可思议了

It is amazing.

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-曼尼 -我做的 咱们一家子

- Manny... - I made it myself. Our family.

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我怎么不在那上面

Why are I up there?

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你可以来我们这里 正好放下

You can be on ours. You fit right in.

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谢了

Thanks!

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这还在建设中 这这那那都需要修修

Of course, it is still in working progress. A few reforges. Here and there.

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我不敢相信 你居然这么细心 担心树扎着宝宝

I don't believe it, you try to baby proof nature.

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我细心 别逗了

Baby proof nature? Get out of here!

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简直国际玩笑

That's ridiculous.

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曼尼 咱们的孩子只能成长在现实世界里

Manny, this is the world our baby's gonna grow up in,

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你不能永远护着她

You can't change that.

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当然可以 我是世界上最大的生物

Of course I can, I am the biggest thing on earth.

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行啊 万能老爸

Okay, big daddy,