耐性
垂钓者：你已经盯着看了三个小时了 ，你干嘛不自己亲自钓呢？
旁观者：我没那耐性。
Bedtime Prayers
Julie was saying her bedtime praye rs. "Please God," she said, "make Naple s the capital of Italy. Make Naples the c apital of Italy."
Her mother interrupted and said. " Julie, why do you want God to make Na ples the capital of Italy?"
And Julie replyed, "Because that's what I put in my geography exam!"