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每次吵架我走之后,我都不敢回头,因为怕看不到你跟在我身后

After every quarrel, I dare not turn back, because I'm afraid I can't see you following me

诽谤别人,就象含血喷人,先污染了自己的嘴巴。

Slander is like spitting blood on others, polluting one's mouth first.

做有用的事,说勇敢的话,想美好的事,睡安稳的觉,把时间用在进步上,而不是抱怨上。

Do useful things, say brave words, think good things, sleep well and spend time on progress, not complaining.

洗衣机式恋爱,先泡着你缠着你围着你转,如胶似漆的纠缠在一起,再把你榨干,然后就把你甩在一边,晾起。

Washing machine love, first bubble you around you, like glue, and then squeeze you dry, and then put you aside, hang up.

有些东西,并不是越浓越好,要恰到好处。深深的话我们浅浅地说,长长的路我们慢慢地走。不要着急,最好的终会出现。

Some things, not the thicker the better, to be just right. Deep words we say shallowly, long road we walk slowly. Don't worry, the best will come.

本想把日子过成诗,时而简单,时而精致。不料日子却过成了我的歌,时而不靠谱,时而不着调。

I wanted to make life a poem, sometimes simple, sometimes delicate. Unexpectedly, life has become my song, sometimes not reliable, sometimes not in tune.

开路虎的人都在努力换宾利,开奇瑞的人总在拼命想省油。

The people who drive the tiger are trying to change Bentley, and the people who drive Chery are always trying to save fuel.

世界上最可怕的事,是你把别人当成了朋友,别人并没拿你当朋友。

The most terrible thing in the world is that you regard others as your friends and they don't treat you as their friends.

爱情是两个无法忍受孤独的人用来逃避现实的手段。

Love is a way for two people who can't stand loneliness to escape from reality.

老师我们不在乎什么时候考试,我们只在乎放几天假!

We don't care when we take the exam, we only care about taking a few days off!

你不快乐是因为:你可以像只猪一样懒,却无法像只猪一样,懒得心安理得。

You are not happy because: you can be as lazy as a pig, but you can't be as lazy as a pig.

亲爱的,你可得必须要相信我啊,我连坐船都头晕,更何况是脚踏两只船呢。

Honey, you have to believe me. I'm dizzy even when I'm on a boat, let alone two.

能看穿你三方面的人值得信任:你笑容背后的悲伤,你怒火里掩藏的爱意,你沉默之下的原因。

People who can see through you in three ways are trustworthy: the sadness behind your *** ile, the love hidden in your anger, and the reason for your silence.

走到考场全崩溃,见到卷子全流泪。背的东西全不考,考的东西全不会。

When I came to the examination room, I was all broken down and cried when I saw all the papers. Don't test what you carry, and don't test what you do.

唯女人与英雄难过也,唯老婆与工作难找也。

Only women and heroes are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find.

有人刻薄讽刺,你立刻尖酸回敬。有人冷漠忽视,你立刻冷淡疏远。你厌恶的人,很容易把你变成自己最厌恶的样貌,这才是“敌人”对你最大的伤害。

Someone is mean and sarcastic, and you immediately pay back. Some people are indifferent and neglect, you are indifferent and alienated immediately. The person you dislike can easily turn you into the person you dislike the most, which is the biggest harm of the enemy to you.

既不回头,何必不忘。既然无缘,何需誓言。昨日种种,似水无痕。明夕何夕,君已陌路。

If you don't look back, why don't you forget. Since there is no chance, there is no need for oath. All kinds of yesterday, like water without trace. On the night of Ming and the night of he, you are no longer on your way.

带上方具去微笑,谁能看清谁的脸。

Take the top to *** ile, who can see whose face.

上帝之所以创造指纹,是因为,他想让人们知道,其实每个人都有伤痕。

God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.

少去评论别人的事,多去回顾和清理自己的事,把自己做好了,多出的那份精力,再去帮助和关照他人,并且尽量是向善的。不然,你只是一位凑热闹的,并不是一剂良药。

Less to comment on others' affairs, more to review and clean up their own affairs, to do a good job, the extra energy, then to help and care for others, and try to be good. Otherwise, you are just a party, not a good medicine.

很多人不需要再见,因为只是路过而已。遗忘就是我们给彼此最好的纪念

A lot of people don't need to see each other, because it's just passing by. Forgetting is the best memory we can give each other

人生在世,调,不能定得太高,高了难以合声。事,不能做得太绝,绝了难以进退。

Life in the world, tune, can not be set too high, high difficult to harmony. We can't do things too well. We can't advance or retreat.

人类就是这么奇怪,如果没有人同情,你就不会在乎伤口有多疼;如果没有人嘲笑,你就不会在乎伤疤有多难看;如果没有人比较,谁会知道什么是前途。--吴淼《塔希里亚故事集》

Human beings are so strange that if no one sympathizes, you will not care how painful the wound is; if no one laughs, you will not care how ugly the scar is; if no one compares, who knows what is the future. --Stories of tahiria by Wu Miao

我们之间隔离那么那么长的距离,终究是不回不去了。

We are so separated from each other for such a long distance that we can't go back.

很多时候蒙蔽我们双眼的不是假象,而是自己的执念。

Most of the time, what blinds us is not the illusion, but our own obsession.

不要埋怨别人让你失望了,怪你自己期望太多。

Don't blame others for letting you down. Blame yourself for expecting too much.

懂事的人,一旦不配合就会被说没良心,任性的人,稍微乖巧一回就被夸个不停。

Sensible people, once they don't cooperate, will be said to have no conscience and willful people, who will be praised for being a little clever once.

可我不能,我无法容忍自己放肆的哭泣,也没有人能够允许我这样脆弱。

But I can't, I can't stand my unbridled crying, and no one can allow me to be so vulnerable.

其实,人都是很贱的,爱你宠你的人你不稀罕,对你冷若冰霜的却是穷追不舍,最后搞的遍体鳞伤的还是自己。

In fact, people are very cheap. You are not rare for those who love you and pet you. Those who are cold to you are hard to give up. The last thing you do is yourself.

世事忙忙如水流,休将名利挂心头。粗茶淡饭随缘过,富贵荣华莫强求。

Busy as water, don't worry about fame and wealth. You can't be too rich or too rich.

你是我今生渡不过的劫,多看一眼就心软,拥抱一下就沦陷。

You're my life's disaster. If I look at you more, I'll feel soft. If I hug you, I'll fall.

人生最大的悲哀就是青春不在,痘却还在。

The biggest sorrow of life is that youth is not there, but acne is still there.

这个社会,是赢家通吃,输者一无所有,社会,永远都是只以成败论英雄。

In this society, the winner takes all and the loser has nothing. The society always talks about heroes only by success or failure.

我爱你,纯属虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合

I love you. It's a fiction. It's a coincidence

不就应在该奋斗的年纪去选择偷懒,只有度过了一段连自己都被感动了的日子,才会变成那个最好的自己。一生平淡无奇,偏偏遇见了你,我的心便波澜四起。

We should not choose to be lazy at the age of struggle. Only after a period of time when we are moved can we become the best ourselves. Life is ordinary, but met you, my heart will be billowing.

要走的人你留不住,装睡的人你叫不醒,不爱你的人你感动不了。

You can't keep the person who wants to leave, you can't wake up the person who pretends to sleep, you can't move the person who doesn't love you.

你越在意什么,什么就越会折磨你。生活本就不易,不必渴求别人的理解和认同,静静的过自己的生活就好。心若不动,风又奈何,你若不伤,岁月无恙。

The more you care, the more you will be tortured. Life is not easy. You don't need to yearn for other people's understanding and recognition. Just live your own life quietly. If the heart doesn't move, what will the wind do? If you don't hurt, the years will be fine.

我的心很小很狭隘容不下他人再占据一席之地。

My heart is too *** all and narrow for others to occupy a place.

那些我自认为的刻骨铭心。在你眼里。是不是都一文不值?

Those I think are unforgettable. In your eyes. Are they all worthless?

无论谁生谁死,地球照样转。拿破仑取得那么大的成就,最终照样死于非命,生命不会为任何一个人停留。

No matter who lives or dies, the earth still turns. Napoleon made such great achievements, and eventually died in the same way, life will not stay for anyone.

我主动来找你,是因为我太喜欢你。我已经不主动找你,因为你每一句回复都敷衍得那么不走心。

I came to you because I like you so much. I don't take the initiative to find you, because every reply you make is so perfunctory.

人和人终究是不同的,有人风雨中送来的晚餐,却不及某人一句随口说出的晚安。

People are different after all. Some people bring dinner in the wind and rain, but it's not as good night as someone says casually.

我能够请你吃一千块钱一顿的饭,也能够请你喝一万块钱一瓶的酒,但是你找我借的一百块钱必须还给我,别问我为什么,因为这是规矩。

I can treat you to a meal of 1000 yuan and a bottle of wine of 10000 yuan, but the 100 yuan you borrowed from me must be returned to me. Don't ask me why, because it's the rule.

聘妻有俩条:第一条:女的,第二条:活的。

There are two ways to hire a wife: first, female, and second, living.

道理都懂,但是就像鱼活在水里也死在水里。

It's true, but it's like a fish living in the water and dying in the water.

有没有那么一瞬间,在大街上看到一个熟悉的背影,心突然就跳乱了节拍,直到发现原来只是陌生人。我的眼里只有你,自从遇见你,一切繁华都将成为背景。

Did you see a familiar figure in the street for a moment, and suddenly your heart beat disorderly until you found that it was just a stranger. In my eyes, you are the only one. Since I met you, all the prosperity will be the background.

人生如戏,全靠演技。

Life is like a play, all depends on acting.

有些人,有些事,该忘就忘了吧,人家从没把你放心里过,你又何必自作多情。

Some people, some things, should forget it, others never rest assured that you have, why do you have to be amorous.

累了就睡觉,醒了就微笑。

When you are tired, you go to sleep and *** ile when you wake up.

看来脱离群体的感觉,并没有想象中那么难受。

It seems that the feeling of being separated from the group is not as painful as you think.

我赚了两个亿,一个失意,一个回忆。

I made two hundred million, a disappointment, a memory.

没了寂寞,谁陪我。

No loneliness, who accompany me.

小时候觉得好人有好报,长大了才知道好人被嘲笑!

When I was a child, I thought that good people have good rewards. When I grow up, I know that good people are laughed at!

拿份报纸上厕所,俺是读书人。

Take a newspaper and go to the bathroom. I'm a reader.

许多人都知道生活本身就是一个笑话,但是你我早就过了那个阶段了。这不是我们的命。所以我们别假装痛苦了,时间已经不早了。

Many people know that life itself is a joke, but you and I have already passed that stage. This is not our life. So let's stop pretending to be miserable. It's not early.

都说沉默是金。是不是沉默久了就会有很多金子啊?

They say silence is gold. Is there a lot of gold after a long silence?

如果遇上的那个人是对的,不需要你花费那么多技巧来维系。若是一段感情需要你很小心很努力,那么终究还是会失去。别让自己太累,太用力的爱情,往往太容易失去生命力。

If the person you meet is right, it doesn't take you so much skill to maintain. If a relationship requires you to be careful and hard-working, it will be lost after all. Don't let yourself too tired, too hard love, often too easy to lose vitality.

喜新厌旧不是病,不断原谅才有病。

It's not a disease to be happy with the new and tired of the old. It's a disease to forgive constantly.

你只有对过去的自己了如指掌,才能够掌握当下的自我。

You can only master the present self if you know your past self.

任何时候,抱怨只是证明你的能力不行,并不代表困难和问题不可以存在。抱怨其实是世上最不值钱的废话。

At any time, complaining just proves that your ability is not good. It doesn't mean that difficulties and problems can't exist. Complaining is the least valuable nonsense in the world.

说过的话必须要做到,即使是很蠢的话,再蠢也比言而无信好。

You must do what you say. Even if you are stupid, it is better to be stupid than to be untrustworthy.

别对生活使用障眼法,你该吃的苦,一点都不会少。

Don't use blindfold to life, you should have no less pain.

不要拿过去的记忆,来折磨现在的自己。不要再惯着那些不把你放在眼里的人,他们不配,也不值得!

Don't torture yourself with the memories of the past. Don't get used to people who don't take you seriously. They don't deserve it or deserve it!

爱情是一个人的事,一个人的义无反顾,一个人的冷暖自知,一个人的天荒地老,无关其它。

Love is a person's business, a person's duty without turning back, a person's self-knowledge, a person's age, nothing else.

宁愿没心没肺的单身,也不要掏心掏肺的两人。

Would rather be heartless single, do not dig out the heart of the two lungs.

明明自己也过得很阴暗,却还要假装太阳去照亮别人。

Obviously, I have a dark life, but I have to pretend that the sun will shine on others.

你以为浪子回头金不换,其实浪子只是上岸缓一缓。

You think the prodigal son doesn't change his gold. In fact, the prodigal son just goes ashore for a while.

学校的职能是:你想干吗就不让你干吗。

The function of the school is: don't let you do what you want.

很多的感冒发烧,多喝一些凉白开就会痊愈的。大多的痛苦烦恼,睡一觉就会没事的。

A lot of colds and fevers. Drink more cold water and you will be cured. Most of the pain and worry, sleep will be OK.

很多人闯进你的生活。只是为了给你上一课。然后转身离开。

A lot of people break into your life. Just for a lesson. Then turn around and leave.

有人牵着,去哪里都可以;有人回应着,说什么也可以;因为那是两个人的事情,就算再无聊,也会变得很幸福。

It's OK to go anywhere if you are led; it's OK to say anything if you are answered; because it's a matter of two people, even if they are bored, they will become very happy.

尘世间,有许多人随日升日落结伴而行而憩,其中许多往往是伴而非侣。

In the world, there are many people who go with the rising sun and the setting sun, many of them are often partners rather than partners.

心情再差,也不要写在脸上,因为没有人喜欢看;日子再穷,也不要挂在嘴边,因为没有人无故给你钱。

No matter how bad your mood is, don't write it on your face, because no one likes it; no matter how poor you are, don't talk about it, because no one gives you money for no reason.

他的刀是冷的,剑是冷的,心是凉的,血是冷的,靠,这人不死了吗?

His knife is cold, his sword is cold, his heart is cold, his blood is cold. Can he die?

一旦你有了省钱的脑子,就不会去培养赚钱的脑袋。

Once you have a brain that saves money, you don't develop a brain that makes money.

平时疯疯癫癫的和人笑和人闹,但是就是不想一个人孤单而已。

Usually crazy and people laugh and make trouble, but just don't want to be alone.

给自己一些时间,原谅做过很多傻事的自己。接受自己,爱自己;过去的都会过去,该来的都在路上。

Give yourself some time and forgive yourself for doing a lot of stupid things. Accept yourself and love yourself; the past will pass, and all that should come are on the way.

你根本不会知道,现在陪在你身边那个成熟懂事会照顾人的男孩,是我用多少眼泪,多少次争吵换来的。

You don't know how many tears and quarrels I have paid for the mature and sensible boy who will take care of people around you.

你是不是有时也觉得,内心的那个自己,隐藏的好累;藏到快让自己翻箱倒柜也找不出了。

Do you sometimes feel that the inner self is so tired of hiding that you can't find it even if you are going to turn over the suitcase and turn over the cupboard.

之后才明白,别人只会夸你懂事温和脾气好,而只有真正在乎你的人才会关心你是不是受了委屈。

Later, I understand that others will only praise you for your understanding and good temper, and only those who really care about you will care whether you are wronged or not.

你厌恶自己不合群的样貌,却忘了自己的与众不一样多迷人。

You hate your unsociable appearance, but forget how charming you are.

如果累了,就选择忘掉,不要让思念变成毒药,不要让记忆斩断心肠,让我一个人哭到天亮,把我一个人埋葬在泪水的海洋。

If tired, choose to forget, don't let Miss become poison, don't let memory cut off the heart, let me cry until dawn, bury me in the ocean of tears.

比起穷这个弱点来,丑简直不值一提好吗?

Compared with the weakness of poverty, ugliness is not worth mentioning, OK?

未来不对任何事作保证,甚至不保证生活不是一个大玩笑。

There is no guarantee in the future that life is not a big joke.

看见你的上线通知,多想说句想你,却没有资格,因为明白你不再属于我

Seeing your online notice, I want to say something about you, but I'm not qualified, because I know you no longer belong to me.

哥有一天被雷震了一下,哥就变成雷人了。

I was shocked by thunder one day, and I became a thunder man.

此刻的失败者,终将胜利,因为时代在变。

Losers at the moment will win because the times are changing.