1.The weather was very hot and this man wanted desperately to take adive in a nearby lake. He didn''t bring his swimming outfit, but who cared? He was all alone. So he undressed and got into the water.
天气酷热。一个人拼着命扎进附近的湖里。他没带任何泳具。有谁会注意呢？ 这里只有他独自一人，于是他光着身子跳进水里。
2.Man:Why did you make women so beautiful?
God:So that you will love them.
Man:But why did you make them so dumb?
God:So that they will lov you.
男子：你为什么让女人生得那么美？
上帝：这样你才会爱上她们呀！
男子：可你为什么又让女人那么笨呢？
上帝：这样她们才会爱上你呀！
3.After some delightful minutes of cool swimming, a pair of old ladies walked onto the shore in his direction.
在度过了令人惬意的凉爽的一刻之后，两位老年妇女朝他游泳的湖畔走来。
4.Father:Is the school closed today?
Son:No,Dad.It’s poen.I came home early.
Father:How did you do that?
Son:I told my teacher I had a new baby brother and had to come home
and help you.
Father:But your mother has had twins.You’ve got a baby brother and a
baby sister.
Son:Yes,I know,Dad.I’m saving up my baby sister for next week.
父亲：今天学校放假了吗？
儿子：没有，爸爸。我提前回来了。
父亲：为什么？
儿子：我跟老师说，我有一个小弟弟，我得回家帮你。
父亲：但是你妈妈生了双胞胎，你有一个小弟弟和一个小妹妹。
儿子：是的，我知道，爸爸，我要等下个星期再说我有个小妹妹了。