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求一篇英语笑话小短文

Two Man

A part of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum . They came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, disheveled hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.

“His was a sad case,”said the attendant. “Whilst he was at the war his wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man.”

“Treeible.” said a visitor .

Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging as of a wild beast.

“That’s the other man,” said the attendant.

两个男人

一群游客被领着参观一所精神病院。在院子里他们遇见一个人,他长着一双疯狂的眼睛,头发蓬乱,正狂热地设法逮住苍蝇,把它们装在他的口袋里。

“他病得很惨,”陪同人说,“在他当兵打仗的时候,他的妻子抛下他的家和另一个男人私奔了。”

“真可怕。”一个游客说。

不久他们来到一间安上软垫的小屋前,听见里面传出野兽般的怒吼。

“这就是那另一个男人。”陪同人说。

有点短……不清楚是不是初三级别的……