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求英语2人幽默对话~3分钟左右的~要搞笑点的····

小明:I

am

sorry!

老外:I

am

sorry

too!

小明:I

am

sorry

three!

老外:What

are

you

sorry

for?

小明:I

am

sorry

five!

A;

How

are

you

怎么是你,

B:

how

old

are

you?

怎么老是你?

A:

You

don't

bird

me,I

don't

bird

you.

你不鸟我,我也不鸟你

B:

You

have

seed

I

will

give

you

some

color

to

see

see,

brothers

!together

.

你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!

A:

You

Give

Me

Stop!!

你给我站住!

as

far

as

you

go

to

die

有多远,死多远!!!!

B;

I

give

you

face

you

don''t

wanna

face,you

lose

you

face

,I

turn

my

face.

给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸